Darlene finally got the LE bunny she has been whining for.
Recently crowned "Miss BBB USA",
this bitchin' bunny is beggin' in Darlene style.
Not only is she in plead mode, on her knees...
but she has stooped to pretending she is blind.
Equipped with dark glasses, white cane and "Bunnies for the Blind" bag,
she is readyfor any caring soul who happens by...
In her little basket, you will find a dictionary (spell checker), a spelling test pad,
a calculator (just in case she needs to add nickels),
and her own brew of "P.I.T.A Whine". (empty, I might add!!)
Attached to the basket, are her good luck charms...rabbit's foot and wishbone.
She has her own broken record (don't whiners usually sound that way? LOL)
and her favorite magazine..."LapTop"
(now sitting on Gary's lap would stop MY whining...but not Darlene!)
Oh...but wait! What you can't see at the moment...
is what hides behind those dark glasses!
This "BBB" is not really blind (which WE knew! LOL).
In fact, she had recent eye transplants. Because
of her quest for ALL bunnies, she wanted to insure that she didn't miss seeing any.
With that in mind, she convinced Dr. Haresnmore to surgically implant
some rather large eyes.
He was more than happy to grant Darlene's request,
although instead of those pretty blue eyes,
he decided that green was more fitting for her.
Just take a peek and see what's beneath the dark glasses...
