"How One-Eye Saved the Cows"
(or..."How Mikki Lost")

It all started a few months before Texmont I.  Mikki and her sidekick, Shorty the Cat, decided to rustle the prized Texmont cows.  They made daily threats, but good old One-Eye the Dog knew exactly how to make Shorty purrrrrr like a kitten.

Now Mikki is also known as "Imelda Marcos" because of her shoe fetish, but Old One-Eye knew that.  So when she dressed up as a cow to sneak in and rustle, One-Eye was onto her like a bee on honey.  
Strike 1 - Mikki

Next came the "ambush".  HAHAHA! Old One-Eye and his Bearbuds were ready and waitin'....
Strike 2 - Mikki

And finally, the finale...the victory...the attraction...the fall...
Strike 3 - Mikki's out!

But wait!  There is more to the story. 
It's a Shut Out!

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