A MOBster Cliquey Tune

She'll be readin' AOL posts when she comes (clique, clique)
She'll be readin' AOL posts when she comes (clique, clique)
She'll be readin' AOL posts, doing LOLS while cooking pot roast
She'll be readin' AOL posts when she comes.  (clique, clique)

She'll be huntin' Boyds Bears, honey, when she comes
She'll be huntin' Boyds Bears, honey, when she comes
She'll be huntin' Boyds Bears, honey, using all her grocery money
She'll be huntin' Boyds Bears, honey, when she comes.

She'll be sellin' Boyds and tradin' when she comes
She'll be sellin' Boyds and tradin' when she comes
She'll be sellin' Boyds and tradin', doin' email and ebayin'
She'll be sellin' Boyds and tradin' when she comes.

She'll defend the friendly MOBsters when she comes
She'll defend the friendly MOBsters when she comes
She'll defend the friendly MOBsters, might spit fire and throw
some lobsters
She'll defend the friendly MOBsters when she comes.

She'll succumb to CRS when she comes
She'll succumb to CRS when she comes
She'll succumb to CRS, get the POX (forgot the rest)
She'll succumb to CRS when she comes.

She'll learn to do the YAYA when she comes
She'll learn to do the YAYA when she comes
She'll learn to do the YAYA and maybe even CHACHA
She'll learn to do the YAYA when she comes.

She'll buy a chat room beeper when she comes
She'll buy a chat room beeper when she comes
She'll buy a chat room beeper, drink some wine and eat a peeper
She'll buy a chat room beeper when she comes.

She'll be tryin' to meet D.A. when she comes
She'll be tryin' to meet D.A. when she comes
She'll be tryin' to meet D.A., see his finds no matter what way
She'll be tryin' to meet D.A. when she comes.

She'll be dreamin' bears for weeks when she leaves
She'll be dreamin' bears for weeks when she leaves
She'll be dreamin' bears for weeks, kissing hubby on the "cheeks"
She'll be dreamin' bears for weeks when she leaves.

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